When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
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Get the Long pull mug.A VERY LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong meatball
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Get the Katie long Ching Chong mug.A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
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