The part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.
Doctor: what brings you here today?
Patient: I have a sore throat, cough, and a runny Ice Poseidon.
Victimitis is a very fatal disease that turns infected people into victims in every situation possible. The prevalence of this disease among the US population has remarkably increased during the last decade or so. There are no official statistics, but a couple of experts indicated that it is higher than ever!
The final stage of this disease is called SJW. SJW is the stage of Victimitis infection that occurs when the infected individual's sense of reason is badly damaged and they become vulnerable to opportunistic infections like feminism, identity politics, pretentious-PTSD, etc. Places with a higher risk of exposure are, but not limited to: Tumblr (Do not travel), Gender Studies Departments (reconsider travel), BuzzFeed (Exercise increased caution), safe spaces (Do not travel), Twitter (Exercise normal precautions).
Victimitis is highly viral; however, the disease distribution is affected by the geographic location and the political scene. In the US, it has a higher prevalence in the East Coast (especially Maryland) and the west coast (specifically, California).
- I opened the door for a fat girl yesterday and she was offended
- She said I am sexist because she can open it herself
- She must be infected with victimitis!
When a junkie smoke Cyanide to get high
- Hey dude, I have some Cyanide, do you want to high-die with me?
- Can you go high on Cyanide?
- Your soul will..
The way a racist white person describes a black person that agrees with them in their social and political views.
Redneck: Who did you vote for?
Black person: Trump!
Redneck: Oh! So you're one of the good ones!