Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.

fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child

by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024

Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.

Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?

by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023

Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

assholery

someone who has mastered the art of being an asshole

Michael wilkie has perfected being assholery

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

assholesexual

Having a strong desire to date horrible, mean, selfish men.

Did you know Jessica's an assholesexual? No wonder she's had so many boyfriends.

by ColeDass69 December 13, 2023