Love

its a 50/50

Love is complicated dude

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Bitch Please

A phrase a Woman will use before she goes off. This is your warning to leave before you get caught in the cross fire

The bitch: your cinnamon roles don't even taste that good
The Woman: Bitch please......
*Tension*
*Fighting*

by LearnyourABC'S November 05, 2023

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Blood

Sometimes thicker than water, sometimes thinner than wine

Blood does not equal bond

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Sister

God she's a fucking bitch. But I still love her.

I WILLL NOT give her my phone charger.
but if she needed it, I would give her my kidney.

Sister 1: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH
Sister 2: FUCK NOOOOOO HAHAH HAHHAHAHA

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Entire world

8 Billion people

Did you know that if the entire world population wrapped around the world we would die?

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023