Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024

Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024

English

Me no hablo englais

I don't fucking speak English you dipshit......

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024

Sister

God she's a fucking bitch. But I still love her.

I WILLL NOT give her my phone charger.
but if she needed it, I would give her my kidney.

Sister 1: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH
Sister 2: FUCK NOOOOOO HAHAH HAHHAHAHA

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Love

its a 50/50

Love is complicated dude

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Entire world

8 Billion people

Did you know that if the entire world population wrapped around the world we would die?

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023