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Me no hablo englais
I don't fucking speak English you dipshit......
English by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Cucumbers 

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses
Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
Cucumbers by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Matt Donovan 

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....
Matt Donovan by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
God she's a fucking bitch. But I still love her.

I WILLL NOT give her my phone charger.
but if she needed it, I would give her my kidney.
Sister 1: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH
Sister 2: FUCK NOOOOOO HAHAH HAHHAHAHA
Sister by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
Sometimes thicker than water, sometimes thinner than wine
Blood does not equal bond
Blood by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023

Entire world 

Did you know that if the entire world population wrapped around the world we would die?
Entire world by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023