Ass Goblin 

An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.

Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs

Ass Goblin by duck February 3, 2005

ass raped

To be completely taken advantage of unwillingly by something or someone, usually in a situation where you have no other choice.

I got completely ass raped by the cashier at airport parking.

ass raped by Eliza June 17, 2006

ass plow 

Acutally not a sexual term. This is like "getting screwed" in the social sense.

Man, I got ass plowed by that pop quiz today because I left my quantum physics book at home.

ass plow by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

ass pillow 

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.

I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!

ass pillow by Charlie Mallet May 15, 2006

ass whore 

used to describe a bitch that anyone can fuck up the ass.
she does not care who fucks her as long as she gets a date.

het dude...did you hear about marshall. he took robin out
and that ass whore gave it up knowing he is married. she is one easy cheap ass whore.

ass whore by phone fun April 8, 2006

ass snorkeling 

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

ass snorkeling by Phour September 18, 2006

ASS IN FACE 

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

ASS IN FACE by KRS325 March 29, 2009