fuck the horse

saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway

MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE

by roachifer November 29, 2024

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

“Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022

Smoking Like a Horse

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.

Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.

by Goblin13 December 30, 2019

Horse

A man or woman of British decent

British people’s teeth can be compared to a horse.

by BallSacksuless DickCheeseula May 11, 2021

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 8, 2020