among us dum sticky note moment 

noun
1. A minor lapse in judgement
2. A major lapse in judgement
3. When you didn't know any better
4. When you don't understand something

You can also use it instead of calling yourself a redacted if you are trying to cut down on slur usage.

I had an among us dum sticky note moment.
Guys help I don't get this at all I think I am having an among us dum sticky note moment.
among us dum sticky note moment.

among us dum sticky note moment by vertexlord February 15, 2023

Mississippi Moment 

Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.

The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.

If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.

John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."

Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."

John: "Thanks man!"

(4 hours later)

John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"

Jim Bob: "Home."

Mississippi Moment by Foss the Boss November 12, 2009

wamu moment

The new washington mutual bank ad is whoo hoo! so, when something great happens and you are excited it is a wamu moment.

When I won the lottery it was a wamu moment!

wamu moment by Tina Ballance April 6, 2008

blonde moment 

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

blonde moment by jeeeeew October 1, 2003

Aleppo Moment 

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

Aleppo Moment by Shuaman September 30, 2016

Stuck In A Moment 

A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.

Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.

Stuck In A Moment by beware of blast December 20, 2008

a yellow moment 

when a completely white, all-american girl falls madly in love with her asian friend.

Alex had a yellow moment as she fell madly in love with asian friend Soh the moment she feasted her eyes upon him.

a yellow moment by Alex BBBB June 19, 2006