10 definitions by Tina Ballance
After being out of high school for 18 years, and getting a 2 on the entrance exam math portion, I had to take remath 3 times.
by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008
Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
by Tina Ballance June 12, 2008
After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
by Tina Ballance March 13, 2008
When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.
When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.
by Tina Ballance April 7, 2008
The new washington mutual bank ad is whoo hoo! so, when something great happens and you are excited it is a wamu moment.
When I won the lottery it was a wamu moment!
by Tina Ballance April 7, 2008
by Tina Ballance April 12, 2008
A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.
Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."
by Tina Ballance April 12, 2008