Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Horse cock

OMG I LOVE HORSE COCK UP MY BUTT

I just saw a fat horse cock

by Devon janke March 14, 2020

Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment

How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ

by TypicalChav July 14, 2020

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020