Cat Jumped 

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

Cat Jumped by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

cat kicking 

The act of kicking a cat, usually for sport or competition, or if you are an insane person. The quality of the cat kick is measured length, with style or motivation also taken into consideration of the grade of the kick.

Man, I was so bummed that that cat kicking I had was worse than that other cat kicking because they took style into consideration, and he was pretty ecentric.

cat kicking by pseudonymous-bosch- June 4, 2018

Cat Herder 

An older, single flight attendant. Typically they only fly day trips because they need to get home to feed their menagerie of cats and birds.

That cat herder is a typical cart donkey.

Cat Herder by Hardlow June 5, 2018

Cat Submarine

The sexual act of scissoring underwater.

Guy 1 - Jesus... Did you see the video with the two lesbians?
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.

Cat Submarine by CWRty July 1, 2018

Cat Bath 

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

Cat Bath by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018

Cat snuggle 

When a girl hugs a guy and snuggles on his chest very sexually and lovingly while hugging or laying down on the guy’s chest when he’s laying down too.

She totally cat snuggled me and I like her now.

Boy: That was a good cat snuggle girl. Do you like me?
Girl: I wanna spend my whole life with you because you’re such a sweetheart babe.
Boy: I like you. You know that?
Girl: I already knew it.

Cat snuggle by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

cat war by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018