Jerking the Jerky 

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

Jerking the Jerky by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

Cranking the Jack by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Noelle the jelly bear 

Hehe if you see this your my friend it’s Noelle btw but ya 😎🙂

Noelle the jelly bear is the best

Noelle the jelly bear by Noellethejellybear June 19, 2021

Take the jazz 

To take over the the rhythm and rhymes.

I've been hearing alot of Flows. Do you mind if I take the jazz.

Take the jazz by anonymous July 21, 2021

On the job 

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

On the job by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

cancel the juniors by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

on the job 

What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.

Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."

on the job by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022