Biker Crank

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.

"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"

by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022

Benjamin Cranklin

A Benjamin Franklin high on meth.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.

Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.

by Bingholio October 15, 2022

Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Power Crank

When one cranks with power.

Jackson: I've just power cranked

by powercranker69 November 3, 2022

photocircular cranium phenomena

This phenomena occurs in direct contact with the sun, in which a circular shape on the back of the persons head appears. This does not occur in abcsense of the sun.

Did you see the kid with photocircular cranium phenomena?

by mibb January 14, 2023

blue cranberry

something that isn't real

just as real as a blue cranberry!

by l8DrK January 15, 2023