Shower

A place a Dark Souls player has never been.

"When was the last time you were in the shower?"
"What's a shower?"

by Ekvok December 19, 2022

Shower Head

Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one

I love doing stuff with my shower head

Omg same it’s sensational

by FartLicker December 28, 2022

shoeicide

Wearing a perfect outfit, only to be undone by the perfectly wrong shoes.

"Did you see her today? I know, she looked fantastic................but those SHOES!!! Yeah, you don't need a bathtub and razors to commit shoeicide"

by alyoshakaramazov January 6, 2023

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music

Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts

by Ud rando June 7, 2023

Showerscaping

Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.

That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart

by Danjango April 22, 2023