Hoein’ season

Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season

Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*

Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.

by Hoein1season April 16, 2019

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019

dry season

no nut november

don't fail the dry season or else

by Dopl November 19, 2019

dry season

when you fuck someone dry for a whole season (preferably September, October and November). This can be at any time, any where without any 'what if' or 'buts'

Boy: hey babe guess what ;)
Girl: what?
Boy: today is the 1st of September
Girl: yeah and?
Boy: its dry season ;) 👅💦

by Scarlett Buncle November 27, 2019

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 3, 2019