S.A.S
Sore Ass Syndrome. Soreness bought on by too much wipeing with sub-standard toilet paper after a dump. Soreness makes it difficult to walk and leaves a blood red deposit on your pants.
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S.A.C
An organization formed by students attending Deerfield Beach High School in South Florida to promote awareness and stand up against Clasturbators, people who masturbate while in class.
S.A.C put a stop to infamous classturbators like Shan and Augustin.
Yo those new S.A.C shirts are fresh
Yo those new S.A.C shirts are fresh
S.A.C by Lemywinks1423 October 21, 2010
S.F.C.
(abbv.) Stage Five Clinger: A girl who one meets (most likely at a bar or party) has relations with and tries to leave but cant seem to get away from b/c said girl is always trying to hang out or call or talk to etc.
Erik: Dude did you nail that chick from the bar?
Jared: Yeah but now she wont leave me the hell alone...
Erik: Oh shit, you have an S.F.C. on your hands.
Jared: Yeah but now she wont leave me the hell alone...
Erik: Oh shit, you have an S.F.C. on your hands.
S.F.C. by DEEP FRIED CRISPY October 13, 2011
S-class
The flagship automobile of the Mercedes-Benz fleet being the source of most of what is regared as today\'s standard vehicle features. These have included: Hydrophneumatic suspension, Anti-Lock Braking System, Traction Control, Satellite Navigation as well many more features. In recent years, their limelight has been stolen by the BMW 7 Series and, to a lesser extent, the Audi A8. Most noteably... the BMW 7 Series contained more features yet was considered more powerful and better at handling, in addition to weighing significantly lighter than the S-Class. Shamefully, in an attempt to gain popularity seen only in the 1991 S-Class, Mercedes decided to copy most of the attributes of BMW\'s automobiles. These included the knock-off version of the iDrive, the flared wheel arches, the reduction in chrome highlights, and the bootlid (trunk) which very poorly hides the very Significant resemblence to the BMW made \"bangle-butt\"...
EXAMPLE 1...
Person 1: \"Check out my new Mercedes-Benz S-Class\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, weighs more than South Africa, with the power of a pencil sharpner... must handle like a shopping trolley\"
EXAMPLE 2...
Person 1: \"Well its a Mercedes, so there\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, tell me when you need to replace any body panels when the fall off, I can hook you up\"
EXAMPLE 3...
Person 1: \"But have a look at it... it is so beautiful\"
Person 2: \"Yeah those wheel arches - Mazda RX-8, short wheel over hangs AND the lack of chrome highlights AND the short roofline AND the antenna AND THE BOOOT ARE ALL FROM BMW YOU SAD SAD LOSER!\"
Person 3: \"Thank god for insurance\" - (sets car on fire)
Person 1: \"Check out my new Mercedes-Benz S-Class\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, weighs more than South Africa, with the power of a pencil sharpner... must handle like a shopping trolley\"
EXAMPLE 2...
Person 1: \"Well its a Mercedes, so there\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, tell me when you need to replace any body panels when the fall off, I can hook you up\"
EXAMPLE 3...
Person 1: \"But have a look at it... it is so beautiful\"
Person 2: \"Yeah those wheel arches - Mazda RX-8, short wheel over hangs AND the lack of chrome highlights AND the short roofline AND the antenna AND THE BOOOT ARE ALL FROM BMW YOU SAD SAD LOSER!\"
Person 3: \"Thank god for insurance\" - (sets car on fire)
S-class by Mada Costa June 16, 2007