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Snotty Ass Slut : A person who brags about getting with a bunch of different people in a snotty way. Someone with a slutty attitude who's also very concieted about it.
lol, you're such a S.A.S.
S.A.S by bohemea May 22, 2011
Sore Ass Syndrome. Soreness bought on by too much wipeing with sub-standard toilet paper after a dump. Soreness makes it difficult to walk and leaves a blood red deposit on your pants.
I can't walk fast, i've got terrible S.A.S.
S.A.S by Oldman51 May 9, 2009
Sam's Amazing Slops, otherwise known as S.A.S. This entails buying a can of vegetables and boxed mashed potatoes. After Sam puts entirely too much butter and milk and salt as well as not draining the veggies it will become a strange substance nobody can eat except Sam. He feels that it is amazing in all of it's sloppiness.
S.A.S by stelladiving March 23, 2009
Special Assasination Squad - S.A.S.

Known from for example 'Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare'
"We have to send in the S.A.S! Now!"
S.A.S by Legoknekt June 7, 2009
Same angle Selfies (when a male or female has a preferred angle to take selfies at they will essentially upload the same pose over and over again on their social media pages)
Her profile is full of pouty S.A.S
S.A.S by North&J June 2, 2015
Special Academic Syndrome. When you’re so stupid your seventh grade math teacher says you have S.A.S.
“We’re minimals, right?”
You mean millennials?”
“Yeah.”
“Damn bitch you got S.A.S”
S.A.S by Doggystyle876 March 16, 2019