Tip Top 

Superb condition/situation

Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

Tip Top by Kazan25 March 14, 2016

dusty top hat 

Girl with hairy nipples

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat

dusty top hat by 36% June 7, 2016

Sandy Top Hat 

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.

"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"

Sandy Top Hat by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

Try-top

A fan on buzzfeeds 'try guys'
Name announced by Zach

"That guy likes the try guys, so he must be a Try-Top"

Try-top by Lapiii June 30, 2017

Twat top 

Played out Faded hair cut from 2014. Worn by men who jam to "rad" 90's EDM and would say, "Twat-top? more Like Twat-mop cause it make all the feminists That Moist."

It's not a Twat top!! It's a Fade!!

Twat top by DoomTheory July 3, 2017

Milky top

When the guy jizzes and his cum runs down his knob

Toni wanked and had a milky top

Milky top by Toni’s tunnel October 28, 2017

Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

Eating Top Hats by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018