au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022

Dollar Tree Tony Stark

It is a term about Elon Musk, about how is trying to be Tony Stark but he is not smart, he just has daddy’s money

Person 1: Who’s Elon Musk?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Dollar Tree Tony Stark

by RaineWeather05 May 8, 2022

Plum Tree

A group of besties on genshin impact unofficial led by the hot short king yummy plummy

Plum tree is actually so sexy

by RaspberryQwerty May 15, 2022

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.

The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.

by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022