hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick

"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"

by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008

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titted it up

when someone rings you when you're pissed, you don't want to answer, but you do by mistake

(phone rings) girl 1 : its jonny i'll press ingore, oh shit. Hello?
girl 2 : well you titted it up bigstyle, what are you playing at he'll want to come round now!'

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

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Cyclops Tit

Two tits stapled together by the nipple.

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.

by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011

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tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.

Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.

by old lang guy October 17, 2006

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tit flip

When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.

You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

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Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!

Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

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