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Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.
Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.
by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011
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Tit-Out

Noun: A particularly krusty or miserable situation
"Hey man did you catch Mike's party last night?"

" Yeah, it was a fucking tit-out though... ran out of booze before 10 and hardly any women showed up"
by Titman007 September 23, 2011
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tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.
Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.
by old lang guy October 17, 2006
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tit flip

When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.
You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!
by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005
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Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.
Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"
by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006
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pizza tits

guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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