ur mom

Brillient mindless insult/comeback...

A: you'r such an idiot
B: you'r mum's an idiot
A: you'r mum
(after this, continuation by B requires a punch or other suitable form of violence by A...)

by Your mum's a name July 14, 2005

Cigarette Mom

Cigarette Mom refers to a mother who takes care of her children no matter what and also helps her children's friends in difficulty. However, not necessary to be a mother biologically, also can be a motherly figure

My Cigarette Mom drove 100km when I did not have a ride.

by HattoriNep March 21, 2022

chewy mom

The opposit of crunchy mom.. They feed their kids formula, hand out lunchables, aren't afraid of preservatives, sugary cereal & are happy to get through a load of laundry in a day. They spend their time working, or multitasking that doesn't always include 5 projects of Pinterest or sewing hand made diapers.. There isn't a firm desire to keep up with the Jones's aka the granola packing, breast feeders

a chewy mom is someone who isn't preaching to the others about her newest jam recipe or how everyone should eat vegan, paleo, gluten free etc..

by theChewyMama November 11, 2013

your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

Ur Mom

A useless word that people like to think is an insult.

Ur mom is fat.

by rubixcube 1209 April 17, 2020

Your mom

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.

Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.

by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

ur mom

a word that is probaly the best offender!!

you are really dumb
ur mom!!

by bob April 9, 2003