Nudey

The singular form for a pornographic magazine.

'Ey man, can you pass me my nudey?

by Ready-Liver May 08, 2009

Pazzazzed

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

What the fuck face

A face usually given in disgust or in discontent with a situation. It involves any facial gesture that, literally, makes someone say "What the fuck?"

All through study-hall, Tiras would stare at Rebecca. Rebecca just glared over at Tiras like he was a creeper with a what the fuck face.

by Ready-Liver May 10, 2009

Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

Dragon

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 03, 2010

Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

by Ready-Liver May 08, 2009