Ready-Liver's definitions

Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

Grammer

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.

1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?

by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009

Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

Dragon

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

What the fuck face

A face usually given in disgust or in discontent with a situation. It involves any facial gesture that, literally, makes someone say "What the fuck?"

All through study-hall, Tiras would stare at Rebecca. Rebecca just glared over at Tiras like he was a creeper with a what the fuck face.

by Ready-Liver May 10, 2009

irregardless

A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.

Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.

See Regardless

Asian Immigrant: Irregardless, I do what (I)want!

by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009

Nudey

The singular form for a pornographic magazine.

'Ey man, can you pass me my nudey?

by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009