no dad 

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids

no dad

no dad by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

Your dad by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

ur dad 

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

ur dad by urdadofficial November 18, 2020

Rich Dad Whore 

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

Rich Dad Whore by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020

Nega Dad 

Verb - To completely obliterate and destroy something, or the state of being obliterated.

"Man, Nikoli really Nega Daded our Dungeons and Dragons Campaign."
"It's too bad, i really enjoyed playing those characters.

Nega Dad by TheWhiteSky December 9, 2020

Dark Dad 

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.

Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad

Dark Dad by brugel123 December 20, 2020

California Dad 

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.

"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1

California Dad by plus-size albert December 29, 2020