A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
by I have die January 26, 2020
When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 05, 2013
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
by RyanOfAlkerath March 01, 2018
Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.
I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 08, 2020
When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.
by cosmogurl November 21, 2013
by Wiener squirt May 09, 2016