Sex sandwich 

an amazing and extremely good looking person, usually with the name Lily.
Antonio's regard sex sandwiches the most beautiful people on earth.
sex sandwich is a lot like sex muffin.
sex muffins and sex sandwiches are usually extremely good together.

1.phwarr, your a sex sandwich.
2. well you're a sex muffin :)

Sex sandwich by themainmanlobo January 24, 2009

hair sandwich 

A bushy vaginal area with two pieces of bread sanwiched around it.

Lucas: Giving Meagan kisses all day long is as enjoyable as a hair sandwich.

hair sandwich by Robby the Stockfish October 1, 2006

Choke Sandwich 

A peanut butter sandwich used for mastubatory purposes. First became popular after American Pie Book of Love had a scene where Rob used one and then let his dog eat it to hide the evidence.

Ever since I caught your little brother with a choke sandwich, I have lost all interest in peanut butter.

Choke Sandwich by jadalina March 26, 2010

douche sandwich 

an extention of the word douche bag,
douche sandwich is a person, animal, or object that is so annoying or disturbing that you have no other choice but to smash to slices of bread to there body.

"jessipii ate all the chocolate cake, what a douche sandwich"

douche sandwich by taylorpii December 30, 2005

Shit Sandwich 

Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.

shit sandwich,life ,shit,eat,bread

Shit Sandwich by J.FordO January 7, 2007

dirty sandwich 

A term used to describe something that it is bad, that sucks, is unclean, unfair, etx.

Dude #1: Dude, my game crashed and I 15% EXP!!
Dude #2: Dirty sandwich.

dirty sandwich by Zenel June 13, 2005

Turkish Sandwich 

It's where you're banging a girl, whilst she's sucking your grandfather off, meanwhile it's all being recorded by your father. The coup de gras of the Turkish Sandwich however is that your mother is in the kitchen making Belgian waffles. Yum!

Wouk gave Anj the Turkish Sandwich, than enjoyed some tasty waffles afterwards.

Turkish Sandwich by Pew@Staghelm September 8, 2009