Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.

Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023