meaning of life 

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

meaning of life by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

such is life 

A phrase used when one tries to find a way to accomplish something that should be relatively easy, and finds the task overbearing due to outside influences.
At that point one might surrender, and choose to accept things as they are. This is NOT the same as giving up and is NOT associated in any way with acts of physical or mental abuse

An analytical or casual thought process used to define one's abililty to understand that some things cannot be changed by the human species, and therefore requires acceptance

casual frustration

I did all the right things, and they didn't work this time. Oh well, There's nothing else I can do. I'll get over it....... such is life........

I wish the flowers would last all year, but I understand that's the way nature works.....such is life.

such is life by mjh01 September 14, 2008

half life 2 

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

half life 2 by keiran December 9, 2004

gacha life 

An app where you create anime-styled characters called gachas, and then force them to do things against their will, preferably nsfw actions.

Person 1: What do you think about gacha life?
Person 2: You say those words again and I will kill you.

gacha life by gacha_cringe_enthusiast November 2, 2019

Salt Life 

Originally a sticker on the back of cars used to denote a surfer, bodyboarder, or general beach bum whose life centered around the ocean or related beach going activities. Ever seen a 32 year old man whose primary activity was surfing and working on his tan? That person would have a salt life sticker.

Unfortunately the trend spread to senior citizens, wanna be hipsters, soccer moms, and other persons wishing to inform the world that yes, they too have visited the beach at some point in life and they have the sticker to prove it.

Dude: "Check out this wicked Salt Life sticker I just got for the back of my car!"

Me: "That's really lame dude. My Grandma has one of those on the back of her wheelchair and aren't you afraid of the ocean ever since you got raped by that dolphin?"

Dude: "I don't want to talk about it."

Salt Life by Froturist March 1, 2009

Social life 

You probably don't have one if you are online reading this now.

You don't have a social life.

Social life by Jnelsonmarka March 21, 2007

mrdvip club life 

Also known as club Life. This is a place located In Astoria, Queens in New York City.This club is located in an urban neighborhood with mostly white residents. People come from all over The queens Area or even New Jersey to attend this Club event, Mostly White italians they all have the blowout hairstyle, and sexy guidette. The girls are slut but who cares, Theyr Hott! This is a teen club event no one above age 17 is allowed inside, at this place people grind on random people and the girls are easy to get. A really fun place for teens to go. The ticket is currently 30 dollors and you are aloow in from 7pm-2am, in that club u will see the best looking people ever, and like 3 black ppl in the club and like 2 asians when everyone else is white lmfao, aniways its rlly fun. They only have their events once a month before a major holiday.

When i was waiting outside Mrdvip club life
These hot girls outside the club were complaining about how cold it was outside and having to wait online because they were only wearing a tank top and super short shorts.

A car arrives at the club, the door opens and All of a sudden like 20 Italian dude jump out and start going crazy.Thats all you see outside of Mrdvip life

mrdvip club life by BaysideNigga February 21, 2009