smooth brain 

A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.

I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.

smooth brain by whatshouldIeatforlunch December 8, 2020

Smooth 

Iron

"My old lady hit me in the face with a smooth"

"I gotta go smooth my pants"

"Don't touch that smooth, it be hot, DANG!"

Smooth by pooji facett February 25, 2009

shoot from the hip 

Originally made by Adam Waugh of California, meaning "to hump".

It originated from the motion given when a gunman shoots from the hip, and the recoil of the gun gyrates his hip back and forth. This motion is often simulated, with a pistol-shaped hand at the hip, in slow motion, to point out a girl with whom one would like to "shoot from the hip" with to one's friends.

Billy was doing fine with his cousin as his date to prom until he started to shoot from the hip.

shoot from the hip by el marco August 29, 2004

Sex Smoothie 

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

Sex Smoothie by E-Rox April 12, 2016

scooter 

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

scooter by George Best April 10, 2003

Scooter 

Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass

Ew u pulled a scooter!

Scooter by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004

Smooth Draft 

A gentler way to say "rough draft."

"Did you write your rough draft?"
"No, but I wrote a smooth draft!"

Smooth Draft by Pokey89 January 2, 2008