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the mario 

A dance move designed to 1. attract members of the same sex on the dance floor, and/or 2. to express one's approval of the party atmosphere.
Roughly it can be described as throwing one's hands up straight in the air and waving them left and right with the palms turned forwards. While doing this one swings his body left and right to create a snakelike motion continued by the lifted arms. The best overall impression is achieved by tensing one's lips to look like one is about to kiss.
Warning! The Mario requires a certain amount of flexibility and gayness of the spirit to be taken seriously.
"Do the Mario! Do the Mario! Do the Mario!"
"Hey that guy is doing the Mario!"
"That's no way to do the Mario!"
the mario by JisDoinTheMario February 9, 2008
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Meatball Marinara

The meatball marinara is when a girl is on her rag (so naturally you dick isn't penetrating the vagin) so you bang her in the ass doggie style. Ass your balls slap of the chicks vagina they splash blood all over your sack. When you are done you have what looks like a Meatball Marinara
My wife was on her rag again so when I came home drunk and horny I proceeded to give her a meatball marinara
Meatball Marinara by cashing_asian December 17, 2009
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Marilyn Manson

He's an artist.

Okay, there are posers that say they like Manson and they have no idea what music it is in the first place... but there are also good diehard fans like myself. I love the band and I love him to death.

He has great songs and not-so-great songs. However, at the end of the day, you'll see he is different, and if people keep on talking about him is because he is valid and has made you think of him and even post a definition here. He cares not about what people say about him, whether that be "he's an ugly woman", "he's a freak", "he is a joke". Really, he wouldn't have made it to where he is standing right now if he had paid attention to those comments.

Manson is an artist. He is into painting, literature, filmmaking and of course, music. He's done some sweet covers like "Sweet Dreams", "I put a spell on you" and "Get my rocks off", and not-so-great covers like "Tainted love" or "Personal Jesus". His best albums in my eyes, are Antichrist Superstar and Holy Wood (In the shadow of the valley of death). Off of this records, I recommend you take a look at 'Beautiful People', 'Man that you Fear', 'Mr. Supestar', 'The Hate Song', 'Valentine's Day' and 'Coma Black', among others. His early videoteque is amazing and quite artistic, back to his Antichrist Superstar days, working with Floria Sigismondi in the video 'Tourniquete' and 'Beautiful People'. His last videos have been a little different and more aimed to MTV crap and that shit, but the core of this band is really artistic.

Personally, I believe there isn't a particular age to start behaving maturely and to be able to say 'Yeah I know what I'm talking about'. A smart person is born smart and dies smart, a retard scumbag is born an idiot and dies like an idiot. I started listening to Manson when I was 10 and now I'm 18. I won't say I know a lot about music genres, but I truly don't care about it if I feel good listening to Manson's music. I never labeled myself as goth or anything like that, I just knew this guy was different and Marilyn Manson as a band is great. You can remain stupid and close-minded for all your life and even when you're 40 you'll still say he's goth and satanic. I don't mind explaining people why I think he is such a great influence. I do mind when people are retarded and bitch at the band because they pretend to be "SMART" and "NORMAL". If you want to be normal, you'll get lost in the crowd and nobody will remember your name. Manson chose otherwise and he'll be remembered, either for his "freaky" antics or his good music and twisted messages.

By the way, he doesn't need to put on make up or dress like a crack whore diva to get laid, I doubt he had trouble getting laid. He is married right now to Dita Von Teese (Heather Sweet). Weeding day took place in Ireland. He'll keep on making music and the day he quits, he'll do something else like filmmaking.

If you believe in only what you see, you're doomed to be afraid of world's misery. For once in your life open your mind and start to think. Do not follow trends or let some "smartass" influence your taste. Take a good look at Manson and if you're seriously convinced his music isn't your type, then it's okay; just don't go and start labelling Manson's fans as goths or prep teens, for we will label you as a worthless pseudo moral weak stupified asshole.

He is an artist.
Anyone who can discuss about Marilyn Manson's work without arguing is very much welcome to be friends with me.
Marilyn Manson by ione January 22, 2006

El Mariachi 

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies
El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!
El Mariachi by Da Nastee One December 3, 2003

maria butyrskaya

N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)

Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).
I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.
maria butyrskaya by OStar May 28, 2006

maria ozawa 

A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.

Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.
Usually a hispanic or italian woman. very beautiful and sexy. usually dark hair and eyes. sometimes shy, but once you know her she will really talk. spends most time with family, but hangs out with friends whenever she gets the chance. She is also very talented. usually can sing or play an instrument very well, and is artistic.
dude 1: Have you seen that girl over there? she's pretty and really nice.

dude 2: Yeah, she's a total Maria!
Maria by sunkenheart<3 May 12, 2010