basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

True humanitarian

Someone who always gives their all in everything they do. Continually strives to get ahead soley for the benefit of those they love. Even if it means working two full time jobs. A person that never turns a blind eye to someone in need and does there best to help even when they are not asked for help. A person that is there for you no matter what. You can depend on them 24-7 365 and they will never say no to you unless they are obligated to something else. The kind of person that can make even the angriest person smile at the time of fury. Every life they touch in any way will improve with at least some significance. A person who treats people like people and animals like animals not the other way around. A person who when they commit to something will always follow through and never let you down. Someone who will always accept responsibility for what they've done but NEVER expect credit or praise for who they are. A person who is kind, caring, empathetic, honest, moral, genuine, communicative, understanding, compromising, charitable, calming to be around, an amazing listener and never judging.

Everyone loves Paul because he's a true humanitarian.

by AngryCPET October 28, 2018

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019