badonkadonk

thats chunk in the trunk

my badonkadonk go boom

by Joe March 11, 2004

Baconcraft

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)

Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"

by Proskub November 20, 2010

baconnarnia

a mystical world where softball terms get changed into bacon and other stupid words

Courtney and Dez decided who was going to cover 2nd base by saying baconnarnia and roflcoptor

by thunderchick98 October 4, 2011

Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

by Pigporker January 28, 2014

baconcy

That horrible feeling when you thought you had bacon but just realized that you had already run out, are are now bacon-less.

There is a baconcy in my heart.

by large91 April 25, 2015

baconphilia

The affinity and attraction to Bacon.

Kintock's baconphilia stems from his desire to consume high sodium products.

by Kintock November 1, 2017

Bacob

An insult used to call someone a fat head

You are a bacob

by PeiceOfJunkInTheWall July 14, 2019