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polishing the jag 

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
polishing the jag by ezelbee November 17, 2016
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abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.
I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg 

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!

sharing the joy 

Kimberley is such a slut she is constantly sharing the joy with everyone she meets.
sharing the joy by RickA01 March 23, 2017

Run the Jog 

doing more than what is expected of you
Kate was supposed to write a sentence for her homework but she wrote a whole page. Guess you could say she likes to run the jog.
Run the Jog by salty taco February 5, 2018

Going the Jizztance 

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.
Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.