criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

zebra crossing

zebra crossing
when some one tosses of two people a black and white person.

zebra crossing when a girl/guy is doing stuff to a a black person and a white person

by flapnun November 18, 2010

Camden Crossover

Walk across the street with a car traveling perpendicularly towards you. Once the car gets close, slow down and immediately change your direction, walking back in front of the car.

I was almost on the other side of the road, but decided to pull a Camden Crossover and ran back into the street.

by Epic Sponge July 9, 2011

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016