Zelig

Zelig is the coolest guy

The most fest
The biggest muscles
Super successful

And a heavy chiller

Freind - Who is this cool sexy muscular guy ?
Me - you don't know he's a typical zelig

by Zelig f March 24, 2021

Zelicious

thinking that someone/ something is hot.

Selena Mendez is Zelicious. HAHA LOVE YOU
or Zebras are amazingly zelicious.

by GUBICS April 26, 2009

Renee Zellweger

A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.

When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."

Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.

by Mr. Cardboard January 27, 2012

renee zellweger

An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.

"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"

by BLiNg529 January 18, 2010

zellara

Name for a Slut, or whore.

Did you see that chick? she's such a zellara.

by latreme February 29, 2008

Zellwegered

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.

'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"

by Societe Anonyme April 26, 2003

zelling

The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex.

Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threatening to leave them at the lake.
Joe: NICE!

by FZAPPA July 25, 2007