yard pizza

Vomit.

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.

by Hoppatrol June 23, 2017

Yard snacks

Various non-foods that your dog or pet eats when playing outside in the yard. Includes: pine cones, bugs, sticks, etc.

Snowball loves playing outside because of the variety of delicious yard snacks to eat and barf up later.

by amandagold May 27, 2015

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017

Harvard Yarding

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.

I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!

by Captain Eagle Scout March 11, 2014

Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.

The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!

by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020

yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.

She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!

by The_don_carryon_nigga August 21, 2017

Keys to the Yard

The man who controls the yard in jail or prison. Can be a shot caller or someone who reports directly to a shot caller. Nothing happens without his knowledge, or say so.

Yo, this guy here has the keys to the yard. Treat him with the utmost respect if you expect to make it out alive.

by Dman4Life June 9, 2021