Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They?

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.

by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

men without hats

If all you have listened to is The Safety Dance then it is clear why you don't understand. They are so much more.
An 80s band, still active, with thinking lyrics and synthsational (Thanx K) music and an eclectic loyal following. Not a one hit wonder.

Pop Goes the World
Where Do The Boys Go?

by Chapeauxless February 1, 2005

winooski

One square mile of stright hood and drug deals!

Person 1:Dude I need some crack.

Person 2:Go to winooski open 24 hours a day,7 days a week and full service all year round.Just don't whear your tim's wrong or you WILL get shot.

by Sam Bam June 7, 2005

witwoot

The bastardized UK version of "woot woot". Spoken by Englishman to describe their extreme excitement and pleasure at what they've just heard or witnessed.

Man1: Emily rick-rolled me at work today so I gave her a dirty sanchez in bed last night. Paybacks a mofo.
Man2: witwoot

by you got roll'd ho September 29, 2012

interrogating the witness

Yet another word for masturbation.

I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

by M. Johnson March 14, 2007

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011