Ghetto Witness

Often someone from a low income neighborhood who is a material witness to a crime.

News reporter: "Here's a witness now. Could you tell us what happened

Ghetto Witness: He was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids

by the kid 123 August 2, 2010

JehoNAH's Witness

A "Not-At-Home" Jehovah's Witness

They may be Josh Silver Jewish

.Neither Are At Home.

JehoNAH'sWitness

Haiku

"Hey, you don't wanna see the Jehovah's Witness?"

"NAH"

" Yerite, they write too many Haikku(U) "

JehoNAH's Witness

Haiku

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008

witness me

When you pour applesauce on your face in front of your philosophy professor to indicate how tired you are at all times. Also known as being very depressed .... so applesauce on the face .... cures depression

“Witness me, Chris”

by GayishJewish October 17, 2018

Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 25, 2013

Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

Withless

Withless is a word you use to refer to a person or situation that is meaningless for you.

The other day I was talking to Mike, but the conversation was withless.

by madafakadiva June 22, 2017