Wilkes-Barre 

A dump town named after two memebers of the french parliament, John Wilkes and Isaac Barre. And guess what, they never set foot in America. What was once a sprwaling metropolis of 25,000 people, is now a town being overrun by old people, funeral homes, and ghetto drug dealers. Every-where you look, there's a funeral home in some fancy old house and down the road, you'll see another drug deal or shooting taking place. Another thing Wilkes-Barre prides itself in, having the most amount of potholes and closed bridges, and the most run-down and dumpy downtown ever. Main attractions? The yet to be built movie theater..stanton lanes and never forget..Skateaway!!

Come join the fun!!

Well..how bout a garbage dump?

Wilkes-Barre by Chesil May 9, 2005

wilkos 

to fuck something up totally , make a big fuck up, a shit stain on the pants of the world

iv just made a massive wilkos......

wilkos by red boy77 June 5, 2011

Wilkie 

To have a Tantrum, Mental turn, Spit the dummy

He has taken a wilkie. He is a wilkie taker

Wilkie by Greg 78 October 23, 2007

Wilko

Term coined for a bogan male. Normally sporting an untrendy haircut, drinking bundy rum and driving a ute.

Brooke: Oh my god Hydro! Look at that bloke! He's such a yobbo!
Hydro: He's worse than that! He's a Wilko!

Wilko by Shaun W October 19, 2007

Fuzzy Wilkinson 

When a man/woman steamrols there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

Fuzzy Wilkinson by Gooch857 March 6, 2009

Wilko

A repeated banshee like cry made by a young scallywag after he skeets a super-human distance onto the very accomodating body of his skeezer, or preferably into her eyes, which elicits a similar banshee-like cry from her, terrorising all other occupants of the domicile. An especially talented scallywag would the use this opportunity to complete a gorilla mask. Not to be confused with a loaded fist.

Chris: WILKO! WILKO! WILKO! WILKO!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!

Wilko by eldog_brisbane March 6, 2008

wilkins 

To choke when under pressure

Oh my god I can't believe he did a wilkins in the national final

wilkins by thehemanofbl February 26, 2011