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ass whisperer

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.
by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013
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Jackass Whisperer

One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.

One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
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whisker bisque

a potent, soup-like concoction emanated from betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.
I sipped her whisker bisque like champaign from a flute.
by female ejaculate October 10, 2008
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Whiner Central

Whiner Central was founded in 2008. It was created to make fun of cry babies and whiners in games. Lots of people go there to post screen shots and make fun of whiners. The original game was Delta Force Black Hawk Down. At times, entire squads are listed as whiners on Whiner Central.
How? No way! What you running? What you using? Who are you? You are being spec'd. I'll be back when all the idiots are gone. How'd you know I was there. Wow. Hmmm. Go paste that in Whiner Central. You are a known cheat. You are banned. Punted. Not welcome. Too good.
by Not a whiner May 17, 2009
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Ghost Whisperer

Ghost Whisperer is he name of a tv series. According to Longman English Dictionary, “Chinese Whispers” is “the passing of information from one person to another, and then to others, when the information gets slightly changed each time”. In the TV series, Melinda Gordon is the one who can see and listen to the ghosts and pass the information to whom it concerns, and she always does a good job.
Melinda Gordon is the ghost whisperer and helps the ghosts to cross over.
by A Guy from Guaratinguetá April 11, 2009
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bum whisperer

gay as in you whisper into the bum of another man
Kamila: why won't you have sex with me.
Doug: I just don't feel that way
Kamila: fucking bum whisperer.
by thebumwhispererextreme November 3, 2010
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Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.
That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard
by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018
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