two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

by barrenGate August 9, 2003

two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018

two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003

Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".

Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."

by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009