twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea

On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.

by A & G October 8, 2010

Twisted Mantis Spring

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017