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torta

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?
by pleasurezonelatina September 8, 2003
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torta

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full
boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"
by BaBeLocs August 19, 2008
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tortah

You should have seen tortah , he was wrecked and listening to Radio Rave.
by slssfw May 22, 2005
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tortdog

A dog that bites; a litigator; also used to describe a strong-willed person or someone who is willing to make an argument; derived from the word "tort," which law defines as a wrong act committed.
That guy sure acts like a tortdog.
by Paul Masters December 23, 2006
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Tortilla Bomb

What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.
Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
by Happy Diver November 2, 2011
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tortilla-tosser

a homosexual man whose sexual preference is rimming Latino boy pussy
I can tell by the Latino twink hanging off Jim's arm that Jim must be a tortilla-tosser.
by Hairypiglet November 3, 2013
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Tort

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'
by Londheart January 6, 2021
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