oregon trailing

the act of deficating on a said persons chest starting at the naval and directing upwards toward the chin region

have you ever been on the oregon trail for the purpose of oregon trailing?

by E-jackulator August 7, 2010

shoulder tapping

using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors

Hey man, I lost my fake ID so I gues tonigt we've got to do some shoulder tapping.

by smackhead April 21, 2003

Grappling Hook

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.

"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"

by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

tripping hard

when you've taken many shrooms and reality melts away and insanity takes control

Harry: shit man, i'm being reborn

Fatty Whitworth: oh don't worry, you're just tripping hard

Harry: argh my mind!

by H Walton September 22, 2006

Trapping

When a women tells you she is on birth control and actually she wants your baby to get the that Money.

Man I was trapped now I have to pay child support for 18 years.

She has been trapping guys since high school, 3 children 3 dads.

by Fishmagnate September 12, 2014

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

Vagina Tapping

fucking between females hitting their vaginas together for pleasure

those dykes were Vagina Tapping last night.

by bullshit April 18, 2005