Trapped

The state when you are making the right or sensible decisions as anyone else—you need to make the "wrong decision," by doing the very opposite to stand out from the crowd.

If you don't want to be trapped, do the unreasonable thing, by taking the "bad decisions"—the safe decision often has boredom, danger, or poverty written all over it.

by MathPlus June 19, 2017

flying trapeze

when two people are having sex and do a real flying trapeze circus performance on usually a fan.

the flying trapeze is a real workout but jennifer can execute it like a real circus performer

by dandingo March 10, 2009

trapped

When you think you found a cute girl but it's a cis guy with a penis. see transvestite

Chad: hey Jeremy I found this qt on tinder she's like a 9/10.
Jeremy: that's a guy on hrt, I think you've been trapped bro.
Chad: damn

by BigTittyGothGf666 November 30, 2018

trapdog

A dog that replaces a significant other for older "depserate women"
(see peanut butter)

Woman 1: I haven't been laid for ages!?!
Woman 2: Maybe you should get a jar of peanut butter and a trapdog?
Woman 1: What a great idea, thanks! Do you know where the nearest pet shop is?

by Bedamlan January 20, 2008

Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.

Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.

by irehbC December 15, 2011

tragedy of the commons

The idea that since no one owns a common are (e.g., a public park) that no one takes care of it

The rundown condition of the park was another example of the tragedy of the commons

by Robbo August 27, 2003

Arabian Molasses Trapeze

The dirtiest sexual act known to man

An Arabian molasses trapeze is so dirty it can only be performed by blind people

by Dbag126 August 6, 2009