Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019

Tomatosexual

Basically People can only fall in love with tomatoes
;)

Person 1: Hey why are you in love with a tomato?
Person 2 (e.g Tomatord): Cuz Im Tomatosexual uwu

by TheStripedBot September 4, 2019

Tomato Gang

An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow

Is that guy in Tomato Gang?

by FakeSosaGreenBean November 12, 2019

timtoone

Fun and funny person who is so smart. She never fails to make anyone smile, and is an awesome friend. If u have a Timtoone in ur life don’t ever lose her!

Timtoone, amazing 😎

by Meh 👌 January 28, 2021

Timtaoium

When your chuncle uncles on your buncle.

Phattymar: Omar’s musty nut flick was uncling.
AsLmar: Timtaoium!

by Spedcock March 2, 2021

Tomatoe head

The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty

Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.

by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021