fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

by Crow June 1, 2006

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

A Thing

An action, fashion style, philosophy, musical genre, or other popularly recognized subsection of popular culture. Normally used in surprise at it's existence. Becomes official when a wikipedia article is created for it.

"Whats the deal with those skin-tight body suits?"
"Oh, you mean Zentai?
"Huh. I didn't know that was a thing."

by mrpeach32 December 31, 2011

cunt of a thing

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.

That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

rail thin

A slender and under weight body frame, usually female, that goes against society's view of the ideal body type. The ''post-plastic surgery era'' term came into existence when the obsession with 'boobs and ass' took over the media and the dreams of pubescent boys wanting physical stimulation instead of friendship or an intellectual partner.

Regardless of whether 'rail thin', 'thick', or even fat, if insecurity and a lack of self worth exist in the minds of those labeled...then the greatest damage is done by one's own self and not those that have labeled you.

Kate Moss is known as 'rail thin' while Jennifer Lopez is deemed sexy and attractive by the public.

by BKV October 7, 2007

A thing

1. Some form of loosely defined romantic relationship.

2. A crush on someone. Generally preceded by the verb "have."

3. An event, habit, or happening that is special or organized enough to become its own concept. In the wikipedia of your life, this moment has earned a unique article.

1: "I guess Alex is kinda gay now. He and Tony are totally a thing."

2: Man, why you gotta be a dick? You know Alice has had thing for Alex for forever.

3:
Ray: Serious as hell, brochicho! Come join my gym! I'll kick you down some sick Fila duds. This could be a thing.

Beef: Oh man what if this is a thing.

by Indiekid Supremo December 16, 2008