Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Porter

A bitch

You're being a real Porter

by JKastle July 20, 2021

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

Porter

Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.

Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.

by catpiss🗣 July 26, 2021

Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio

Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Porter

My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No

A porter is a blonde haired bitch that is a dumbass

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010