1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.
by Count Dooko July 21, 2008
Get the polititian mug.1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.
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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.
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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011
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(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009
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Get the politicians mug.1. A person who practices politics.
"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."
2. One who was perfected the art of lying.
3. A highly paid yes-man.
"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."
2. One who was perfected the art of lying.
3. A highly paid yes-man.
by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004
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by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009
Get the poleitician mug.A polititard is someone who brings politics up in every situation, including situations where it doesn't even make any sense and/or situations where people don't want to talk about politics. Polititards are super annoying and cringy. Polititards have multiplied exponentially in the age of social media. Polititards are hypocrites as well: it's not okay to bring up politics unless it's politics that the polititard agrees with. In reality, most people just want to live their lives and don't give a shit about politics at all.
The polititard managed to bring up politics when we were talking about fantasy football
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
by Rene D. November 13, 2021
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