jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Jab

When you ghost Somebody

Hey girl you still talking to to him

Nah girl I jabbed his ass

by Ono’lukodo January 13, 2019

jab

When you make something bad happen to a fictional not-so-nice character

I hate the jab at Lovejoy in this Titanic fanfic

by frabrizio June 28, 2018

Dab Jab

The act of insulting someone or making a joke about them which ends in the popular dance move the dab

"your mom gay" *dab*
"sick dab jab bro"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Tuck Jab

A quick and abrupt force where you flap or swing your clothes to get rid of the dirt or etc.

Your shirt has crumbs. Tuck jab it so it will go away.

by JuggernautQwerty May 7, 2022

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022