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Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015
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testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts
Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer
by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018
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Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017
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testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots
OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum
by TezzieFiddler May 8, 2018
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